Jon ponders:

In a 4 day week, which day is hump day?

almost weekend

Jon thinks:

Fridays are my favorite.

Lunch

Jon considers:



I like BLT's.

Sound advice

Jon realizes:



Never trust a robot.

Probably

Jon's almost positive:



I'm 98% sure Santa isn't real.

If only...

Jon considers:


How long would my money would last if I retired in 2 years?

This side up.

Jon ponders:


There's an angle from space where it looks like I'm upside down. But I'm really not.

Forced forgetfulness.

Jon asks himself:


What information am I losing to know the specific price points of Termite Treatments?

Yum yum

Jon imagines:


Delicious tacocat!

Jon knows from experience:


Summer thunderstorms are awesome. Summer thunderstorms in the middle of my commute aren't.

Funday

Jon knows:



There needs to be an extra day in the week. It's right after Sunday and it's still part of the weekend.

literally blowing your mind

Jon recognizes:


I have an idea so great my head would explode if I started to think it.

Ironic. or is it irenic?

Jon ponders:



I hope no one can see what I'm thinking.

Whiplash

Jon realizes:


It would really suck for a giraffe to get into a car accident.

Science-y

Jon wonders:


Why hasn't anyone figured out Cold Fusion yet?

Chucky vs. Tchaikovsky

Jon bets:


Chuck Norris would probably kick ass at the ballet.

Double-0 Harper

Jon figures:



I'd probably sound cooler if I had an English accent.

Jon thinks:



I heart summer.