Out of sight out of mind.

Jon knows:


While Patrick's in Vegas, I don't think I'll think of anything at all.

Holiday Weekend

Jon decides:


You know, I should wear more Hawaiian shirts.

Jon interprets:

The meaning of life probably has something to do with puppies, I just don't know what.

Like every guy

Jon envisions:

Boobies.

Gatorade inspired

Jon realizes:

You know, I really do want to be like Mike.

Superior

Jon knows:

I am so much better at jumping and Jenga than you.

Beer necessities

Jon believes:

Beer = Good

Eureka!

Jon figures:

A woodchuck could probably chuck 23 ounces of wood.

Mind blower

Jon ponders:

What if there's some one in an alternate dimension thinking what I'm thinking. So is he thinking it or am I?

Mm-mmmmm

Jon thinks:

That's probably edible.

Leprechauns

Jon considers:

What if leprechauns are the normal size and we're just really big.

First glance inside his head.

Jon wonders: 

Do unicorns get stabby?