Whoops

Jon realizes:

I haven't thought of anything lately. It's probably Patrick's fault.

Naps

Jon thinks:

There should be an extra hour in the day for napping. It should be right around 3:13.

smily

Jon knows:

There are those moments of pure, unadulterated happiness. I like those.

My screenplay

Jon considers:

It's written in my head, just not on paper.

Out sick

Jon's under the weather, so he's thinking:

Why do we only get days off when we're sick and can't enjoy them?

Drop Dow

Jon thinks:

There needs to be more stripping of clothes in advertising.

theindex.puma.com

The Life

Jon realizes:

I just want to lie on the beach and eat hot dogs. That's all I've ever wanted.

Cured it.

Jon discovered the cure for the common cold:

It involves a fall off a 30 story building. Unfortunately, the side effects are a bit extreme. 

Lasagna

Jon questions:

Oh Garfield, how are are you going to eat all that lasagna?

mind lapse

Jon recognizes:

It's kind of weird. I haven't thought about anything in weeks.

Labor Day

Jon has an epiphany:

There's an even better secondary benefit to the 3-day weekend: Only a 4-day work week.

Video Games

Jon ponders:

If there was a Wii game where you sat around and smoked cigarettes, I'd rule at it.

Monkey Butlers

Jon figures:

If only I had a monkey butler a british accent. Then I'd be truly happy.

Here comes football

Jon anticipates:

We're about to enjoy the greatest time of year.

Shut up

Jon argues with himself:

The voices in my head can't get along today.

The chief

Jon considers:

In Mexico, they'd all call me el Jefe.

Jon the writer

Jon thinks:

I could have written the great American novel if I didn't have to make words go good together.

Jon realizes:

Snow White had one weird fetish.

Big Hits

Jon ponders:

Full Contact Art Direction: I don't know what it means, I just know I'd kick ass at it.

Phones

Jon wonders:

If cell phones cause cancer, why don't they just cure cancer?

New home

Jon considers (in Miami):

The life of a beach bum wouldn't be so bad.

Free Steaks

Jon realizes:

If the best things in life are supposed to be free, I shouldn't have to pay for food.

Loony Cartoony

Jon reminisces:

Bugs Bunny was a cross-dresser, but I don't think he was gay. It's more like bestiality.

Stock footage boobs

Jon knows:

There are few greater joys than accidental nudity when searching for photos.

New Holiday

Jon realizes:

Fantasy Draft Day should be a paid holiday.

Prankster

Jon wonders:

What if Jesus really appears in Enchiladas in Mexico just to mess with people?

Zzzzzzz...

Jon dreams:

You know you're tired when your dreams are about dreaming of sleep.

Busy

Jon feels:

My inbox is perpetually higher the the out.

Weekend Work

Jon justifies weekend work:

It's ok when I'm looking at a cockroach.

Rules

Jon wants to know:

Where's it written that I can't put my Christmas tree up in July?

meow

Jon thinks:

I could go for more cats on the Internet.

wonderfully bad

Jon is curious:

What's the best bad idea you've ever had.

Acting like the world's parents

Jon knows:

I have an idea to guarantee peace on earth, but I'm not sure the world's earned it yet.

Dirty South

Jon thinks on his trip to Birmingham:

Why didn't the devil go down to Alabama?

differences

Jon contemplates:

The differences between a nerd, a dork and a spaz are subtle, but I could probably distinguish.

next?

Jon contemplates:

At 16, you start driving.

At 17, you can see R movies.

At 18, you vote/register for draft.

At 21, you drink (legally).

At 25, you rent carpet shampooers.

At 55, you join AARP.

Aging gets less exciting every year, doesn't it.

special

Jon's worst fear:

simple math

Jon calculates:

Fun + Work = Fork

NYC, eh

Jon ponders:

I went to New York and all I got was this TV spot, sunburn, priceless experience, client interaction, reimbursed, a slight hangover, a beautiful view, etc.

Almost there.

Jon countsdown:

T - minus 1 day 'til we go to New York for our shoot.

The little ones

Jon ponders:

Kids are great ... when they're sleeping.

What to pack?

Jon wonders:

Should I bring my rubber duckie to New York next week?

Oops

Jon wonders:

Why didn't Patrick post these on the days I'm actually thinking them?

U.S.A. U.S.A.

Jon considers:

Happy 6th of July

NYC

Jon thinks:

I want to wake up in the city that never sleeps.

(we're going to NYC for a shoot in 2 weeks).

Jon ponders:

In a 4 day week, which day is hump day?

almost weekend

Jon thinks:

Fridays are my favorite.

Lunch

Jon considers:



I like BLT's.

Sound advice

Jon realizes:



Never trust a robot.

Probably

Jon's almost positive:



I'm 98% sure Santa isn't real.

If only...

Jon considers:


How long would my money would last if I retired in 2 years?