Whoops

Jon realizes:

I haven't thought of anything lately. It's probably Patrick's fault.

Naps

Jon thinks:

There should be an extra hour in the day for napping. It should be right around 3:13.

smily

Jon knows:

There are those moments of pure, unadulterated happiness. I like those.

My screenplay

Jon considers:

It's written in my head, just not on paper.

Out sick

Jon's under the weather, so he's thinking:

Why do we only get days off when we're sick and can't enjoy them?

Drop Dow

Jon thinks:

There needs to be more stripping of clothes in advertising.

theindex.puma.com

The Life

Jon realizes:

I just want to lie on the beach and eat hot dogs. That's all I've ever wanted.